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Meat

Don't salivate at the thought of the perfect char siu pork bun or a six-course tasting dinner? Go get your jollies with some German dungeon video or "2 Girls, 1 Cup". I am a food writer, obsessed with eating. I live each day as if I were on a cruise- forever waiting for the next exotic delicacy. Or breakfast buffet. Please enjoy, but those with empty stomachs are instructed to exercise caution.

Dessert